A Pity About the Girl and Other Stories

(CC) Photo: Jerry Bauer
Michael Gilbert on the back cover of Mr. Calder and Mr. Behrens, 1982

A Pity About the Girl and Other Stories is a collection of mystery stories by the British thriller writer Michael Gilbert, first published in 2008 by the British company Robert Hale and unpublished in the United States. It contains 14 previously uncollected stories, as well as an introduction by John Cooper and two appendices. Some of the stories feature one or another of Gilbert's many recurring characters that he created throughout his long career of writing both novels and short stories.

Stories in order

• Introduction, page 7, by John Cooper
• A Pity About the Girl, page 11
• The Brave Don't Talk, page 24
• The Man Who Was Reconstituted, page 31 — Elfe has a brief role as Assistant Commissioner and head of the Special Branch
• One-tenth Man, page 42
• What Happened at Castelbonato?, page 55 — Henry Bohun has a role and Hargest Macrae a somewhat smaller one
• Camford Cottage, page 97
• Safe!, page 107
• The Revenge of Martin Lucas Field on Colonel Cristobal Ocampas, page 118
• Basilio, page 136 — a second story about Colonel Cristobal Ocampas (see previous story)
• Prize of Santenac, page 158 — a brief appearance by Nap Rumbold
• Villa Almirante, page 165
• The Two Footmen, page 179
• Trust Little Al, page 195
• By The Pricking of My Thumbs, page 208
• Appendix A, page 221
• Appendix B, page 222